Coming soon to The Universes version of Cops: After years of abuse Earth finally had enough, and as you'll see in this next video clip She decided to set Herself on fire (or did She?). (Insert video of fictional event) The Universal Fire Department shows up but its too late. They can only put out the fried corpses. (I bet it will smell like bacon with how fat we've become off of our overabundant use of Her natural resources). The Earth will be explaining to the UPD (Universal Police Department) how we've been abusing Her for hundreds of years and oddly enough the Humans just decided to set themselves on fire. Human Doe got drunk and didnt call, just one too many times. Humans shoulda just stopped killing Her damn flowers to show that they care just a little bit. Instead Humans just put the trash wherever the hell they damn well please and used that oil stove top to smoke the dinner again, without cleaning up. Besides cleaning up is Her job. She kept telling you Humans. She turned the thermostat up and down, started getting rid of some of your friends, started letting some of those things you used to like to eat and drink just disappear. Its not omniscience. It should have been obvious to you Humans its time to start taking some responsibility. Maybe just clean up a little bit before the guests come over. Or, just use the sun power stove to cook. Just do some of the simple things. A little appreciation and telling Her how pretty She looks once and a while could go a long way. (Some of those natural wonders took millions of years to make!) Just do something, anything that shows how much you appreciate Her because in the end... She will be fine. She will burn the Humans down. Tell the police they set themselves on fire and they'll believe Her because She's been around a long time and knows all the ways to get out of trouble. It might be hard for Her at first but eventually She'll realize, She can be happy all by Herself.
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