The field Democratic candidates for president are not exactly everyone's Field of Dreams. The raucous caucus of Iowa could've used an abacus. Its going down in Iowa and by it we mean everyone's faith in their vote being counted correctly. We expected one candidate to emerge from the corn with a home run and the others to have to play catch up. Instead everyone received an IOU from IOWA. I am not sure how Amazon can get anyone: a plush corn cob hat, can of corn vegetables, and a corn stripper in two days but somehow the DNC cant figure out how to make a digital calculator add up correctly. We get it most 70+ year olds have found working with 10 year old technology is difficult. (My Iphone 3 just didnt get the app downloaded correctly.) We spoke to the DNC (not really) and according to them all of the votes for Bloomberg got sent to Pittsburg. Sanders votes all had to be cast at a KFC to count and shoeless Joe's votes got a stubbed toe en route. Considering the age of most of the candidates, Biden 77, Bernie 78 Bloomberg 77 , Buttigieg 38, Warren 70 we're not sure all of them can even Go the Distance. I don't know if its prudent to have grandma or grandpa running the country but best of luck to another .500 season to all the candidates.
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