2020 Leave me A loan

We see 2020 very clearly for what it is.  It sucks.  Like a Dyson vac kinda sucks.  It started off with a pandemic.  Follow that with a quarantine recession.  Throw in a plague of locusts, the US government going $2 trillion more in debt, a Saharan dust storm coating american skies, a monster hurricane season, and the reelection of Trump, and we're all set for the shittiest year long party of the century.  The ramifications could last for decades.  Its o.k. we can all get through it because we still have our beloved sports to distract us from the crappy parts of life.  Oh, wait... Thanks 2020 for: no March Madness, no NBA/NHL playoffs, no Baseball Opening day, and some fanless Golf and NASCAR.  We're not upset or on the edge of insanity.  Yea, we just watched a cornhole match on the Ocho and Korean baseball is on next so, everything is going great!  We're fine, totally fine.  No freaking out here, just doing fine.  You can tell we're fine by the amount if times we said we're fine.  Thats how you know we're fine because we are.  Its so bad we almost considered watching soccer.  (We didnt, we're totally fine) 
Its like we were stuck in the Matrix and everything was actually going fine... then we everyone went a 2020 New Years party and took the Red pill.  We got sucked into the real world and now wish Morpheus would have given us a little more information about what the "real" world before he let us "choose" pills.  (Youre saying the real world is filled with murderous robots, most humans are used as batteries, and in order to survive we all have to live underground and eat slop?... yeah hard pass on that Morpheus... we'll stay in the Matrix, thanks!) 
The real world is actually filled with masks, protests, and social distancing.  The good news is the mask covers up that zit we just got, protesting is a good way to get outside and exercise, and there isnt that many people we actually want to be within 6 feet of.  We all would like to say we wont take for granted having toilet paper in the stores and walking around without a mask on but let's be honest.  As soon as we can control COVID with a Neo vaccine we are gonna put this year down faster than the travel industry in a pandemic. 
P.S. We all missed a lot of travel this year... worst staycations ever.
P.S.S. Since the government is handing out all this cash... how about giving us one of those forgivable kinda loans?  Wish the government would leave me a loan!

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The Edge of In-shannity

Sean Hannity, the conservative "mainstream media" host, has been doing the same things over and over while expecting different results.  He hasnt been getting them.  His Inshannity may have officially taken him to a new level of disaster.  According to a study by economists at the University of Chicago, people that were exposed to Mr. Hannity had a higher chance of contracting COVID and dying from it.  What?!  Did you almost shannity in your pannities like we did when we heard that?  Mr. Hannity is exposing people to a virus without being around them.  What kind of sorcery is that?  We thought watching Mr. Hannity was just a frustrating waste of time.  Apparently its gone past maximum worseness compared to that.
How could you be more likely to die by watching a tv show?  (Besides shows about daredevils, magicians, and cooking: because motorcycle jumps, knife tricks, and flambés should be left to the professionals people!)  Did watching Hannity seriously make people more likely to die?!  Is that a real conclusion, to a real study?  We really hope that its just another "mainstream media" lie.  We hope that Mr. Hannity didnt play off the beginning of the COVID pandemic as a hoax or he didnt say that the pandemic was something that should not to be taken seriously.  That would probably be a pretty irresponsible thing to do, right?  Luckily Mr. Hannity seems to be a very responsible, upstanding citizen who knows his voice is a serious weapon and he should yield it with the utmost discretion.  We wouldnt expect him to do things for ratings, viewership, or just because he ate a weird burrito earlier.  He is there to find deep truths that the "mainstream media" wont cover. (127,000 deaths as of 6/26/20) People seem to love listening to his rants about why the "mainstream media" (that he demonizes while ignoring the fact he is a part of it) wont tell you the truth about (insert any subject here).  He the puts his conservative spin on whatever "facts" they come up with.  Mr. Hannity are you saying the mainstream media wouldnt make up some skewed information you "found" then not regurgitate it out to the world?  Thats great news!
People love a common enemy.  For Mr. Hannity and his viewership the enemy is the "mainstream media."  We assume by "mainstream media" he means anyone not on the same network he is.  That could be too broad.  It could be anyone not named Sean Hannity.  We dont know, but it is sad that we cant all make a common enemy out of things that are actually killing and hurting people.  Lets make a common enemy of COVID.  Lets make a common enemy of Racism.  Lets make a common enemy out of climate change.  We can even make a common enemy out of aliens.  (They're not here yet, but you know that they are coming)  Lets make our future better together.  Let us stand as one world, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

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