2020 Leave me A loan

We see 2020 very clearly for what it is.  It sucks.  Like a Dyson vac kinda sucks.  It started off with a pandemic.  Follow that with a quarantine recession.  Throw in a plague of locusts, the US government going $2 trillion more in debt, a Saharan dust storm coating american skies, a monster hurricane season, and the reelection of Trump, and we're all set for the shittiest year long party of the century.  The ramifications could last for decades.  Its o.k. we can all get through it because we still have our beloved sports to distract us from the crappy parts of life.  Oh, wait... Thanks 2020 for: no March Madness, no NBA/NHL playoffs, no Baseball Opening day, and some fanless Golf and NASCAR.  We're not upset or on the edge of insanity.  Yea, we just watched a cornhole match on the Ocho and Korean baseball is on next so, everything is going great!  We're fine, totally fine.  No freaking out here, just doing fine.  You can tell we're fine by the amount if times we said we're fine.  Thats how you know we're fine because we are.  Its so bad we almost considered watching soccer.  (We didnt, we're totally fine) 
Its like we were stuck in the Matrix and everything was actually going fine... then we everyone went a 2020 New Years party and took the Red pill.  We got sucked into the real world and now wish Morpheus would have given us a little more information about what the "real" world before he let us "choose" pills.  (Youre saying the real world is filled with murderous robots, most humans are used as batteries, and in order to survive we all have to live underground and eat slop?... yeah hard pass on that Morpheus... we'll stay in the Matrix, thanks!) 
The real world is actually filled with masks, protests, and social distancing.  The good news is the mask covers up that zit we just got, protesting is a good way to get outside and exercise, and there isnt that many people we actually want to be within 6 feet of.  We all would like to say we wont take for granted having toilet paper in the stores and walking around without a mask on but let's be honest.  As soon as we can control COVID with a Neo vaccine we are gonna put this year down faster than the travel industry in a pandemic. 
P.S. We all missed a lot of travel this year... worst staycations ever.
P.S.S. Since the government is handing out all this cash... how about giving us one of those forgivable kinda loans?  Wish the government would leave me a loan!

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