Tech.nical Difficulties

There was a difficult tech conference on Capitol hill and senators are calling technical fouls on the worlds biggest companies.  Capitol hill:  Where senators get together and make each other feel better by yelling at CEO's whilst getting nothing of value actually gets accomplished.  The tech world has been loading... loading... loading... loading more content under their company umbrellas.  The clouds have become so big they are starting to get too close to "above the law status."  Senators have become feeling sandwiched because they are the only ones who like to have this status.  They are getting peanut butter and jelly of the 4 companies:  Apple, Facebook, Amazon, and Google (or alphabet? does anyone really call them that?)  Apple was answering calls of Tim Cooking the books with Iphone battery technology.  Facebook has been zucked into a void of over-posted evidence.  Facebook wont look but they're ok if their partners are downloading peoples private datawear drawers.  (We dont even know where those files came from, a friend must have used our computer or it was a virus... yea, definitely a virus!)  Amazon has overbooked their employees while 2 day delivering away their souls.  Meanwhile their founder (richest man in the world) has his head in space.  Google has searched and searched and finally found themselves alphabetizing peoples digital lives into their personal Rolodex.  We Googled, Google and it said "we can put whatever we want here and we'll make it your top result because we can."  Seriously though if you Google alphabet... Google corporate information comes up... and not the actual freaking alphabet.


#GoogleGoogle  #TheFaceofFacebook  #BiteoutofApple  #AmazonintheJungle
#GoogleSearchesforSoul  #FacebookProfilingwithProfiles  #holdyourtongueandsayApple
#AmazonsellsJungleanddeliversitin2days