This extremely enormous judgement rained down unto Jones because he ridiculously claimed the Sandy Hook school shooting was a hoax. His unfounded conspiracy theory was that a shooting at an elementary school was a fictional broadcast by the "main stream" media in order to make the case for tougher gun laws. We agree the thought of someone shooting several children should be fiction and we would also like to believe that it never happened, but unfortunately it did. Our conspiracy theory is that the Alex Jones' judgment is a hoax. The $965 million judgment is just a thing made up by the courts to deter lunatics from wanting to eject toxicity from their mouth holes. Hoax or not it sounds like a win for humanity.
We arent good at math but the numbers dont look good for Alex. $965 mill is probably a lot more than he's got, but we're not his accountants. (Good thing for him because we would have donated millions of his dollars to charity.) He'll surely file for bankruptcy. If he is not actually insane he also probably has hidden untold millions through some offshore tax shelter. Because he's a true American! He's probably stuffed his closet full of dollar bills preparing for this situation. Its right next to the belt that he uses for autoerotic asphyxiation. This is just a theory. It is our opinion that Alex Jones is into some weird stuff. We mean he does weird stuff in front of a camera imagine what he does when its off... (No. Stop. Dont imagine that, your mind may never recover.) Unlike Alex Jones, we state that our opinions are just theories when we have no proof of the things we make up. We will show you a picture of a belt he could use for asphyxiation though. Alex Jones also is a Russian Spy. He's been in a sleeper cell in plane sight. He also has murdered several endangered species. Including a Bald Eagle. He was quoted as saying "I represent Amercia, Not You" right before he shot it out of the sky. These things are of course just theories. Although, it is way too easy to picture him doing and being these things.
We usually reserve our opinions here at GoPunMe but like Will Smith we're gonna get judgy wit it. The worst kind of people are the people that use freedom of speech as a guise to take away a persons freedom. You can't prove its not true so we can say whatever we want. Freedom of speech is not the freedom to say lies as they were truths. You are not free to coerce people under false pretenses. You are not free to scare people in order to enrich yourself. These are scammers. There is nothing worse than scammers. They scare you. They take advantage of you. The make you into a person that no longer even trusts yourself. Alex Jones is a scam artist, a liar, and should spend time in jail. (Yes, we know defamation is a tort and not criminal)
You are free to speak but must understand that when your speech harms others you should be held libel. Anarchy is not freedom. The parents who survived their childrens deaths only to find they could not be consoled at the funeral without worry of retaliation from Alex Jones troll mafia. These words did not go free. They came with a cost. They hurt, scared, and punished those who had already lived through tragedy. Just because speech is free does not mean it should be care free. Words carry weight, carry feelings, and carry thoughts. So, carry the wait of your speech with a little respect because it always comes with a cost.
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