President elects have aspirations of changing the nation and the world by imposing the values they believe in. Much like the teenager with aspirations of being a professional baseball player, those dreams soon get tossed in the real world dumpster. We understand how the Trumpinator feels, it is difficult when you are forced to give up on your dreams... Unfortunately, sometimes you just cant hit a curveball. At its best, the "revolutionary" Trump regime was a whiny, nagging toddler. At its worst, it spewed flaming hot garbage onto anything that would pay attention to it. This Trumpster fire has been burning for four years and its time to put a lid on it. If you have just woken up from a coma, you will find the country in similar shape to the end of most presidential terms. Little changed. (policy wise, but mask wise its a huge change) Despite all the drama the president loves to stir up (the need to stir up drama may come from a lack of love and affection in his personal life but we do not know the former president and we prefer, unlike him, to not speak on things we do not know of) (Although, we do hint them loudly) Despite his efforts in explaining how great he is, the pandemic has brought about way more significant changes than that of the White House. It is odd to say but, do you think the former president was jealous of the Coronavirus? Is that why it was so hard for him to take actions? Sure he stirred up drama in pretty much everything that he touched, but fortunately he isnt that interested in touching things (that dont make him a sexual predator). We would consider him the opposite of a Teddy Roosevelt. He loved to talk loudly but preferred not to even carry a stick (he didnt like the way it looked with his hair). While many of his predecessors preferred playing chess while presiding in the presidential palace, this president chose to play Monopoly. Saying quote "I dont know what the players do in chess but that horsey guy looks cool. I prefer Monopoly because I like to roll the dice and see what happens and I like to drive the car real fast around the board." We asked how he takes it if he loses the game? "I cant lose, if bad things happen I just flip the game board over, and yell at everyone that they cheated as I stomp away. It works every time!" (not real quotes) We guess there are techniques to have it both ways. Be an a$$. Being an a$$ allows you to take all credit for wins and zero responsibility for loses. It's great. Egomania never loses. "Wherever I go, Egos."
We are trying to figure out what would be worse for an egomaniac: Thinking your the most important person in the world and never being promoted to that position, or realizing that you spent four years as the most powerful person in the world and nothing changed? Of course, we doubt the former president has the ability to reflect on his loop without an unconscious ego bias but maybe he will tell us in his book. Coming December 2021: "You're Welcome America: How I made America Great in only 4 Years" By Donald J. Trump
Other President Trump Book Names for Consideration:
I'm Great, so is America
You're Welcome America
2 Impeachable
Presidency Made Easy
Grabbed America by the P_$$%
Pay Attention To Me!
How to make millions selling Hats.
What a president does? I still dont know.
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