Returning Back for the First Time

 Welcome back to The Original just for Pun site.  If you stare at it for several hours... it's a site for sore eyes.  It's a site that cites incorrectly, stairs the wrong way, and just can't help itself from being all kinds of punny.  Why are we back?  Well, for starters, we were so rudely interrupted by a mishap and an interesting concept of trying to crowdsource puns.  It was pun while it lasted.  If you visited gopunme.com at some point over the last couple of years you may have scene this concept in action.  If not, like the broken end of a spray bottle, you did not mist much.  We assure you we will not ask you to provide the puns for us, although if you would like to... drop them in the comments.  We'd love to hear them here.  

Why should you read this blog?  You probably shouldn't.  

However, there is a small chance you get some enjoyment out of its ridiculousness.  Here at gopunme.com our goal is to give ourselves entertainment by writing things.  It is possible you may get some entertainment value as well.  There may be a message or theme that involved some sort of intellectual thought or consideration.  This chance is putt putt golf. (miniature) and the likely hood of you thinking we thought is shaquille O'neil on Uber Eats.  (A tall order)  We are more than just puns of fun.  

What will we do?  We will explain our jokes because having to explain things is what makes them funny.  (even we rolled our eyes writing that)  We will make up things usefull and useless of things you already know.  We will re lie on our shelves to hold us up to some absurd standards.  We will ch eat our words at times.  We will have poor insta grammer pictures.  We will read our face books by their covers.  We wont be great at media socially.  We will be social with the encyclopedia.  You can trust that things will not be true.  It will be true that things will be false.  The lessons will be jelly donuts.  (come from the inside and just by looking at it you're not quite sure its in there)  The lesson you may learn is to not read this blog, but you've already come so far... plus, you cant unread whats already turned you red.  Sucker.  Just kidding you should come back because you're not a quitter.  Or are you?  If you do keep reading you will prove us wrong about you and for that we commend you.  Way to go, you!

*Please be warned reading this blog may cause: uncontrollable fits of rage, diarrhea of the mouth, blurred vision, complete misunderstandings, and extreme eye rolling.  Most common side effects reported were: leaving absurd comments, peeing your pants, wait gain, lost appetite, found confusion, and a total eclipse of the heart.