Social Misstancing

Since the Corona virus found its beach on every coastline of America, it has quickly made America its beach.  It has also become the most popular news topic, our favorite controversial debate, party ruiner, and thing to pass along to your friends and family.  America has once again done what it does best.  Become #1!  (In your face again world! You thought we would stop with the Dream Team?  Ha.  No Way!)  With more infected and more dead from the virus, we're on top of all other nations totals.  (not per capita, just total numbers)  Way to go America!  We just cant help ourselves when we do things, we do them well!  Other nations are starting to get so jealous that they are banning Americans from entering their countries!  Its ok other countries... maybe one day you can be like us! (hopefully not!)

Yes, we all want to be  social disDancing, social distanSinging, and social kissing.  Yes, the government has resorted to social financing.  Yes, we miss dancing, miss the bar, miss our restaurants, and especially miss the beaches.  No, there is no cure, great treatment, or vaccine on the horizon.  Millions have lost jobs the nation has been standing apart on several of the issues.  The 6 feet between us has been pulling us apart for months.  So, lets clear some things up!

Should you drink bleach?  This will in fact guarantee you wont get any virus because you will be dead.  (DONT DO IT!)  (If you actually thought about doing this... how did you even make it this far?)

Should you wear a mask?  Batman wears a mask not to protect himself but to protect the ones he loves from being a target of evil.  (Masks do the same thing!  (evil being COVID)) Be like Batman, protect the ones around you and save lives!  Plus, what could go wrong with you wearing a mask and yelling "I am Batman" everywhere you go?  (Probably baker acted, but who doesnt love a nice padded room?!)

Should you eat more fruits and vegetables?  Yes, but thats just basic health and has nothing to do with COVID-19.

Should you exercise more often?  Yes, but once again that is just a general health guideline that you should be doing on a routine basis.

Should you go wash your hands?  Again, a basic health thing that you should be doing multiple times everyday!  We didnt think we'd have to clarify this but wash your freaking hands!  Wash them more than you want to and especially after using the bathroom.

Finally, should you quarantine yourself if you test positive for COVID-19?  Yes, and by quarantine we mean dont go anywhere or be in contact with anyone.  No, dont go out to Target and think your being safe because you're wearing a mask.  Dont go out to a friends party because your not showing symptoms.  YOU CAN SPREAD COVID WITHOUT SHOWING SYMPTOMS!  Stop being selfish and take one for the team because right now Team America is in last place.  We're playing like a bunch of individuals because "rights of freedom" or "civil liberties".  Well, teams dont win by playing like a bunch of individuals.  Teams win (and by that we mean defeat this virus) by coming together and doing your part.  So lets regroup and get it together before we lose to places like England.  Are we really gonna lose to England?!  Its almost the 4th of July so lets take it to England again!  Let's go!  Be safe, be kind, do your part, and we will win!

#BeatEngland  #WashyourHands  #DontDrinkBleach   #COVID-19  #TeamAmerica